What's a guy have to do to get a little service around here??
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Disabilities? I'm two dimensional - does that count?
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Please take all metal objects out of my pockets? I don't have any pockets!
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I guess I needed a chest X-ray anyway.
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Wonder if I can fit in the overhead? Nope.
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Must be in First Class! Maybe I'll get some service here.
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Hey, those people look like ants! Oh, they are ants. When are we gonna get this show on the road?! |
Hawaii at last.
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Which way to baggage claim?
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I don't have any luggage, I just wanted to ride the carousel.
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Can I drive?
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No! Now get back there and shut up.
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Welcome to the condo.
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Later that night...
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Courvoisier? I must be a ladies man!
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¯If I only had some feet...¯
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Thanks for the tunes, Chris.
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Can we go to the beach now?
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Sunscreen, good book, drink umbrella. All set. Service, please!!
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You people are blocking my sun. Go find another beach!
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"Keep going, Dawn. Up to his neck."
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Nice view, eh?
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Time for another drinki-poo.
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Ahhh. This is the life. And such good service!
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Aloha, dude.
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